Has anybody else noticed this?

I was at the mall today.

(A_s/D) + (N - C) &alpha P

Where:
A_s = area of the store
D= number of display racks
C= number of bold or bright colors present in display racks
N= neatness of racks
P= price of clothing
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(&alpha = directly proportionate to)

Sociology and the flu!

UGH UGH UGH.
Cough, cough.

I am sick.

The good news? I'm bedridden and, thus, have time to blog.
The bad news? I'm going to be screwed when I get back to class. Royally. Screwed.

But I did an experiment over the weekend.

Basically, I walked up to random people on the streets and asked them to give me the first word that came to their mind. It was awesome: you would not BELIEVE the looks you'll get walking up to the blue-haired lady on her smoke break from CVS and asking her for vocabulary. (My friend ducked in to the store, probably denying his association with me)

So far, the results (in order):

impertinent
tree
happy
sleepy
awesome
bad
whatever
Rosh Hashana
basketball

I shall continue! Blue-haired-cigarette-smoking CVS employees, beware!

Small fish

Oh my god, I can't even describe how stressed I am right now. So I won't.

All I can say is that I feel like a small fish in a very, very large ocean. A small fish trying to tread water. A small fish getting caught in the currents. A small fish trying to hold her own. A small fish that, no matter what, is making a mess of things wherever she goes. A small fish that has a lot of learning left to do.