You (again, I'm writing as if I had readers) know the Twilight quote?
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. 'What a silly lamb'... 'What a sick, masochistic lion' "
Or something along those lines. Well, I think they should have specified. It said that the lion fell for the lamb... it never said the lamb fell for the lion. Maybe "And so the lion and lamb fell in love". Yeah, less poetic, but it clears up any misconceptions.
In my very own twilight, the lamb falls in love with the lion.
The lion, evidently, does not reciprocate.
Too bad in my twilight, the lion ends up mauling the lamb. Because lions EAT lambs.
And so the lamb runs off to blog about it.
The moral of the story? Stick to humans. Lions suck.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Omegle
You know what's amazing? Omegle.com
You meet strangers, technically- You talk to somebody random, about anything. And you can leave at anytime.
You can be anybody too- I'm "K" now. I love it, too. My middle initial is threatening to become my new name, I swear.
And I'm sending people that I enjoy taking to right here. So I don't leave without a trace...
You meet strangers, technically- You talk to somebody random, about anything. And you can leave at anytime.
You can be anybody too- I'm "K" now. I love it, too. My middle initial is threatening to become my new name, I swear.
And I'm sending people that I enjoy taking to right here. So I don't leave without a trace...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Why I don't sleep
If nobody's reading this, I might as well post...
You know, when you're a teen, your body is telling you to go- go fall in love, seek your mate, make babies. But society (your parents, schools, adults, etc.) tells you no! You have time! Not now!
There are the rebels- the ones who choose to side with hormones, physical attraction, instinct, chaos, natural rebellion- who have chosen that they will NOT be controlled.
There are the non-rebels- the ones who are patient, who are respectable, who study hard and get real jobs. What your parents want you to be when you grow up.
Now, I'm not saying everybody falls directly into one of these categories. I'm saying that these are the two sides of the spectrum. People fall between them.
Are the non-rebels closed minded, sheep-like? Conformists?
Are the rebels stupid? Immature?
Who is to say who is right?
Is siding with society's limits so wrong? Is he who chooses to wait for live, to study hard and get a "real job", who has considered his instincts and suppressed them to fit into the shell of what society calls "respectable" more closed minded than he who chooses to side with natural hormones and rebellion? They both scoff at the other side. But why?
Those who choose their path (whether to fall to the side of "rebel" or "non-rebel") are grouped with the same people who simply GO.
When I say "simply GO" I mean continue their life without giving thought to where they're going. Who follow the leader.
And when you get down to thinking about it... what's so wrong about following? I mean, there are only so many paths you can take...
-headdesk-
Most 13-year-olds don't stay up worrying about this, do they?
DAMN IT!
You know, when you're a teen, your body is telling you to go- go fall in love, seek your mate, make babies. But society (your parents, schools, adults, etc.) tells you no! You have time! Not now!
There are the rebels- the ones who choose to side with hormones, physical attraction, instinct, chaos, natural rebellion- who have chosen that they will NOT be controlled.
There are the non-rebels- the ones who are patient, who are respectable, who study hard and get real jobs. What your parents want you to be when you grow up.
Now, I'm not saying everybody falls directly into one of these categories. I'm saying that these are the two sides of the spectrum. People fall between them.
Are the non-rebels closed minded, sheep-like? Conformists?
Are the rebels stupid? Immature?
Who is to say who is right?
Is siding with society's limits so wrong? Is he who chooses to wait for live, to study hard and get a "real job", who has considered his instincts and suppressed them to fit into the shell of what society calls "respectable" more closed minded than he who chooses to side with natural hormones and rebellion? They both scoff at the other side. But why?
Those who choose their path (whether to fall to the side of "rebel" or "non-rebel") are grouped with the same people who simply GO.
When I say "simply GO" I mean continue their life without giving thought to where they're going. Who follow the leader.
And when you get down to thinking about it... what's so wrong about following? I mean, there are only so many paths you can take...
-headdesk-
Most 13-year-olds don't stay up worrying about this, do they?
DAMN IT!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Single ladies
You know what's fun?
Being single over the summer!
Especially FLIRTING! Yes! Such fun! I can be guy-obsessed for a while and just have a little fun. Total stress relief right there. Nothing bad, though ;) Keep your mind out of the gutter.
And getting back at my ex... getting my friends to call him up and cuss him out is a bundle of laughs, especially the- erm- colorful language.
...and I can dance to single ladies.
Being single over the summer!
Especially FLIRTING! Yes! Such fun! I can be guy-obsessed for a while and just have a little fun. Total stress relief right there. Nothing bad, though ;) Keep your mind out of the gutter.
And getting back at my ex... getting my friends to call him up and cuss him out is a bundle of laughs, especially the- erm- colorful language.
...and I can dance to single ladies.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Email transcript
Chad ******
June 5 at 1:07am
Out of class? You mean that you're on summer break?
Dylan *****
June 5 at 9:24am
NO, Chad, I was just SO excited that another day had passed and I successfully got out of class without getting eaten alive 0_o
(yes I'm on summer break, smartie)
Chad *****
June 5 at 2:46pm
Your teachers eat you?
Dylan *****
June 5 at 8:35pm
After they're done beating us with chairs
Dylan *****
Today at 8:40am
What, were you never beaten within an inch of your life or eaten alive as a middle schooler?
Wuss.
--
Turns out he was the bringer of pain. At least I'm a girl, we only get sexually harassed :)
(just kidding, by the way)
(well, mostly)
June 5 at 1:07am
Out of class? You mean that you're on summer break?
Dylan *****
June 5 at 9:24am
NO, Chad, I was just SO excited that another day had passed and I successfully got out of class without getting eaten alive 0_o
(yes I'm on summer break, smartie)
Chad *****
June 5 at 2:46pm
Your teachers eat you?
Dylan *****
June 5 at 8:35pm
After they're done beating us with chairs
Dylan *****
Today at 8:40am
What, were you never beaten within an inch of your life or eaten alive as a middle schooler?
Wuss.
--
Turns out he was the bringer of pain. At least I'm a girl, we only get sexually harassed :)
(just kidding, by the way)
(well, mostly)
Friday, June 5, 2009
Webbie awards
These sites definitely win my webbie award for the month :)
They're weird, they're out there, they're random... and I <3 them!
Overall:
twocansandstring.com
omgthatrocks.com
fmylife.com
www.deletedimages.com
pandora.com
Webcomics:
asofterworld.com
sinfest.com
jinxville.com
Games:
www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal
www.kongregate.com/games/Jiggmin/platform-racing-2
www.k2xl.com/games/boomshine
Shopping:
www.poketo.com/shop/
www.snorgtees.com/
They're weird, they're out there, they're random... and I <3 them!
Overall:
twocansandstring.com
omgthatrocks.com
fmylife.com
www.deletedimages.com
pandora.com
Webcomics:
asofterworld.com
sinfest.com
jinxville.com
Games:
www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal
www.kongregate.com/games/Jiggmin/platform-racing-2
www.k2xl.com/games/boomshine
Shopping:
www.poketo.com/shop/
www.snorgtees.com/
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
In which I get my nails done
DOUBLE POST FUNTIME
Today I was getting my nails done (bright orange, mind you) and I was sitting next to a nurse getting her nails painted bright pink. She was trying to make conversation with the lady painting her nails. The conversation went something like this:
Nurse: So, when are you going to retire?
Nail lady: Ten years.
Nurse: Ten years? Really?
Nail lady: Yes.
Nurse: Oh, come on! You have to find something you like to do! Like, what did you want to be when you were a little girl? There has to have been something! Who did you want to be?
Nail lady (coldly): You.
Today I was getting my nails done (bright orange, mind you) and I was sitting next to a nurse getting her nails painted bright pink. She was trying to make conversation with the lady painting her nails. The conversation went something like this:
Nurse: So, when are you going to retire?
Nail lady: Ten years.
Nurse: Ten years? Really?
Nail lady: Yes.
Nurse: Oh, come on! You have to find something you like to do! Like, what did you want to be when you were a little girl? There has to have been something! Who did you want to be?
Nail lady (coldly): You.
Life update and my team
I haven't posted in a while. Well, this'll be my third post. So let's see if I'll start updating it, hm?
I was thinking about my teammates the other night at practice (well, duh. I was at practice) and how one of my teammates has a fanfic where she writes about us. And I thought- how awesome would it be to write about my team! We have the best collection of people that could possibly happen. Ever. So, here's a description the coolest 7 people you will ever meet:
Grace: She's one of the older ones on our team. A kind of leader and mommy for us all, she can be trusted with any kind of secret. She's kind of our unofficial leader usually, when Coach K. isn't around. She's also an inner rapper- somewhere under that superpale, freckley skin (that will never- NEVER- tan) is an angry black man... with MAD dance moves. She comes from a large, homeschooled family and knows every Taylor Swift song ever written. She's silly at heart, loud at times, and totally awesome.
Miranda: She's the fiery, passionate, short-tempered Cuban we've come to know and love. She's not short, but "fun sized" as she insists on calling it; one of the older ones on the team (around the same age as Grace and Sara). Twilight-obsessed along with Rachel, Frankie, and Liza, she often has writing all over her hands from class. She's got a wicked sense of humor and is more likely to shove you in the pool when she gets the chance.
Sara: She's strong and hardworking, also one of the older 3 Ask her to double the workout, and she'll do it- no questions asked. She's also moody at times and has been cheated on more times than any of us can count. While she's bossy at times, she's caring and sweet at heart. She loves teasing Grace about how their skin pigment differs- she's the darkest on the team with Grace being the lightest and Miranda being somewhere in the middle.
Niki: Evidently we're the only ones who don't call her "Nicole". She can be pessimistic at times. She's an amazing artist, usually on computer graphics, and has a Gaia account that she's on every day. She's taught me more slang and swear words than I even thought existed but still has yet to rival me "that's what she said" placement skills.
Liza: She's fun, fun-sized, flirtatious, and giggly most of the time. She's a cute girl who went to my school for all of elementary school (that's how she was introduced to the sport- I showed her). Boy-crazy to the end, she's the most likely to have that new crush obsession that changes three times in between practices. She's worn Kanye glasses on her head over her fluffy hair almost every day... for a year.
Rachel: She's Coach K's daughter (yet STILL ditches synchro for soccer during the fall! Goodness!) She's the second-youngest on the team and is, for one of the first times ever, not the baby of the team. While somewhat immature at times, she tries to act older then she is, and almost always succeeds in fitting in perfectly despite the age differences. She's crazy and hyper, and can be bossy at times. Still, she works her @$$ off for the sport and it pays off.
Frankie: This year's baby of the team, although she certainly doesn't seem like it. She looks and acts much older than she is (most of the time :P). She's also twilight obsessed and... strange... what more can be said?
That's about it, for now. By the way: this is only my 8-man (including myself) synchronized swimming team. There are other people in our club overall, this is just who I'm swimming with this year. Hopefully next!
On an unrelated note:
-I've gotten over my obsession with 21st Century Breakdown (by Greenday) and now can't get over nevershoutnever!. That's heart-melting stuff right there.
-I can't get out of the studio lately-- I love to write music, it's official! Too bad I can never seem to finish anything
-June gloom has set in, it's actually raining! In June! Huzzah!
-Summersummersummersummersummersummer is coming
-I can't stop checking Facebook updates. It's an obsession.
Now I'm off to stomp in puddles and take advantage of the rainy day :)
We NEVER get those!
I was thinking about my teammates the other night at practice (well, duh. I was at practice) and how one of my teammates has a fanfic where she writes about us. And I thought- how awesome would it be to write about my team! We have the best collection of people that could possibly happen. Ever. So, here's a description the coolest 7 people you will ever meet:
Grace: She's one of the older ones on our team. A kind of leader and mommy for us all, she can be trusted with any kind of secret. She's kind of our unofficial leader usually, when Coach K. isn't around. She's also an inner rapper- somewhere under that superpale, freckley skin (that will never- NEVER- tan) is an angry black man... with MAD dance moves. She comes from a large, homeschooled family and knows every Taylor Swift song ever written. She's silly at heart, loud at times, and totally awesome.
Miranda: She's the fiery, passionate, short-tempered Cuban we've come to know and love. She's not short, but "fun sized" as she insists on calling it; one of the older ones on the team (around the same age as Grace and Sara). Twilight-obsessed along with Rachel, Frankie, and Liza, she often has writing all over her hands from class. She's got a wicked sense of humor and is more likely to shove you in the pool when she gets the chance.
Sara: She's strong and hardworking, also one of the older 3 Ask her to double the workout, and she'll do it- no questions asked. She's also moody at times and has been cheated on more times than any of us can count. While she's bossy at times, she's caring and sweet at heart. She loves teasing Grace about how their skin pigment differs- she's the darkest on the team with Grace being the lightest and Miranda being somewhere in the middle.
Niki: Evidently we're the only ones who don't call her "Nicole". She can be pessimistic at times. She's an amazing artist, usually on computer graphics, and has a Gaia account that she's on every day. She's taught me more slang and swear words than I even thought existed but still has yet to rival me "that's what she said" placement skills.
Liza: She's fun, fun-sized, flirtatious, and giggly most of the time. She's a cute girl who went to my school for all of elementary school (that's how she was introduced to the sport- I showed her). Boy-crazy to the end, she's the most likely to have that new crush obsession that changes three times in between practices. She's worn Kanye glasses on her head over her fluffy hair almost every day... for a year.
Rachel: She's Coach K's daughter (yet STILL ditches synchro for soccer during the fall! Goodness!) She's the second-youngest on the team and is, for one of the first times ever, not the baby of the team. While somewhat immature at times, she tries to act older then she is, and almost always succeeds in fitting in perfectly despite the age differences. She's crazy and hyper, and can be bossy at times. Still, she works her @$$ off for the sport and it pays off.
Frankie: This year's baby of the team, although she certainly doesn't seem like it. She looks and acts much older than she is (most of the time :P). She's also twilight obsessed and... strange... what more can be said?
That's about it, for now. By the way: this is only my 8-man (including myself) synchronized swimming team. There are other people in our club overall, this is just who I'm swimming with this year. Hopefully next!
On an unrelated note:
-I've gotten over my obsession with 21st Century Breakdown (by Greenday) and now can't get over nevershoutnever!. That's heart-melting stuff right there.
-I can't get out of the studio lately-- I love to write music, it's official! Too bad I can never seem to finish anything
-June gloom has set in, it's actually raining! In June! Huzzah!
-Summersummersummersummersummersummer is coming
-I can't stop checking Facebook updates. It's an obsession.
Now I'm off to stomp in puddles and take advantage of the rainy day :)
We NEVER get those!
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