I have this temporary phone from camp (long story), and because it's handy to have around, I keep it in my bedroom. It rang today, and I picked it up (for want of something better to do): the guy's name was Nick.
(He wants to pass along the message "White pride" and "I love you". Creep.)
We have a short conversation, but I have to stop talking to him because I have to call my friend, Nick.
We have the BEST conversations, really. I mean, just tonight, I'm planning on asking him for advice about this guy from my theater, Nick.
PARENTS: YOU CAN BE MORE CREATIVE WHEN NAMING BABIES. THEY DON'T ALL LOOK LIKE A "NICK".
This has been a public service announcement.
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u have really gone insane if u actually just told every parent/future parent to not name their kid Nick
ReplyDeletethe name is going to b extinct! do u want that 2 happen? dont answer that
I was making a joke, david.
ReplyDeletesure you were
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