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Chad ******
June 5 at 1:07am


Out of class? You mean that you're on summer break?

Dylan *****
June 5 at 9:24am

NO, Chad, I was just SO excited that another day had passed and I successfully got out of class without getting eaten alive 0_o

(yes I'm on summer break, smartie)

Chad *****
June 5 at 2:46pm
Your teachers eat you?

Dylan *****
June 5 at 8:35pm
After they're done beating us with chairs

Dylan *****
Today at 8:40am
What, were you never beaten within an inch of your life or eaten alive as a middle schooler?

Wuss.

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Turns out he was the bringer of pain. At least I'm a girl, we only get sexually harassed :)

(just kidding, by the way)

(well, mostly)