You (again, I'm writing as if I had readers) know the Twilight quote?
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. 'What a silly lamb'... 'What a sick, masochistic lion' "
Or something along those lines. Well, I think they should have specified. It said that the lion fell for the lamb... it never said the lamb fell for the lion. Maybe "And so the lion and lamb fell in love". Yeah, less poetic, but it clears up any misconceptions.
In my very own twilight, the lamb falls in love with the lion.
The lion, evidently, does not reciprocate.
Too bad in my twilight, the lion ends up mauling the lamb. Because lions EAT lambs.
And so the lamb runs off to blog about it.
The moral of the story? Stick to humans. Lions suck.
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