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Today I was getting my nails done (bright orange, mind you) and I was sitting next to a nurse getting her nails painted bright pink. She was trying to make conversation with the lady painting her nails. The conversation went something like this:
Nurse: So, when are you going to retire?
Nail lady: Ten years.
Nurse: Ten years? Really?
Nail lady: Yes.
Nurse: Oh, come on! You have to find something you like to do! Like, what did you want to be when you were a little girl? There has to have been something! Who did you want to be?
Nail lady (coldly): You.
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o.O hahahaahahahah OMG thats awsome!
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she wasnt kidding